Locked Out

A collection of photos of the things I love, my adventures, and interactions with wildlife.

Being cool is for people. And those things suck.

Hey guys! 

The Daytona show is only a few weeks away! My girlfriend and I will both be going for saturday, and sunday. If any of my other followers will be there PM me or feel free to say hi if you recognize me. I always love meeting new reptile friends :3

If you’ve never gone before of haven’t heard of it here is their website. 

http://www.reptilebreedersexpo.com

Hope to see you there!

  Here is a picture of my step-dad after I caught a cornsnake near his house. 
  I brought it inside so get a box so I could take it to the woods. He reached his hands out and said “Oh cornsnakes, I love those, let me hold him!”
  Sometimes I forget just how much of who I am I owe to him, he has been nothing but caring and supportive of me and my weird animal adventures. He was the first person to take me into the woods and show me how to catch snakes, to fish, handle snapping turtles, stalk boar and just bring me close to nature. I owe a lot to this man, he has a great love for the natural world and for that I have always admired him. 

Below are quotes (falsities) from HSUS propaganda followed by facts:

alltailnolegs:

(aka why HSUS is full of shit. Please donate to your local shelters! HSUS is NOT your local shelter.)

"Boa constrictors — the most popular in the pet trade — have predictably established more invasive populations than any of the other constrictor snakes"

FACT: There is…

This is something I am very angry about, who would like to see me make a PSA video on this?

(Source: usark.org)

Sometimes pretty things help. 

I don’t understand people who start following me but haven’t liked or reblogged a single thing of mine first

LIKE HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM EVEN WORTHY

earthandanimals:

wavey:

earthandanimals:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Not really.. the lizard being held in this photo is an Anole and Geico Insurance uses a Gecko. Yes there is a difference.

nerd fuk off

Fuck off* and no. Also yes I am a nerd. <3

Why do people think “You know something I don’t therefore I am angry.” is ever ok?   
I thought the joke way funny given the relative similarity of green anoles and madagascar giant day geckos (That’s what the Geico Gecko is, but “Fuck off nerd” Really? Like, can we be adults and not a bully from a kid’s cartoon? Seriously, at this point it’s a cliché and totes not what the cool kids are doing 
So to show my NERDINESS here are some more facts. 
Fact 1. Geckos are reptiles, but because of the perceived negative connotation of “reptile” in one of their ads the Geico has the quote “brought to you by America’s favorite amphibian” NO. OH HELLZ NO. I understand that public image is a thing but if you are a giant insurance corporation and you can’t fact check, not even the family but the CLASS of your mascot, someone did their job wrong. 
Fact 2. There is an ad where two people in a room are debating on weather his accent is “English” or “Australian, well, being from Madagascar, which is off the southern coast of Africa, his accent is most likely supposed to be South African. Though it doesn’t sound much like it. 
Fact 3. People who call other people “Nerds” as an insult are %70 more likely to get a boot in the ass from people who know things about stuff. 
(Like how to fit a size 11 shoe in a rectum)

earthandanimals:

wavey:

earthandanimals:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Not really.. the lizard being held in this photo is an Anole and Geico Insurance uses a Gecko. Yes there is a difference.

nerd fuk off

Fuck off* and no. Also yes I am a nerd. <3

Why do people think “You know something I don’t therefore I am angry.” is ever ok?   

I thought the joke way funny given the relative similarity of green anoles and madagascar giant day geckos (That’s what the Geico Gecko is, but “Fuck off nerd” Really? Like, can we be adults and not a bully from a kid’s cartoon? Seriously, at this point it’s a cliché and totes not what the cool kids are doing 

So to show my NERDINESS here are some more facts. 

Fact 1. Geckos are reptiles, but because of the perceived negative connotation of “reptile” in one of their ads the Geico has the quote “brought to you by America’s favorite amphibian” NO. OH HELLZ NO. I understand that public image is a thing but if you are a giant insurance corporation and you can’t fact check, not even the family but the CLASS of your mascot, someone did their job wrong. 

Fact 2. There is an ad where two people in a room are debating on weather his accent is “English” or “Australian, well, being from Madagascar, which is off the southern coast of Africa, his accent is most likely supposed to be South African. Though it doesn’t sound much like it. 

Fact 3. People who call other people “Nerds” as an insult are %70 more likely to get a boot in the ass from people who know things about stuff. 

(Like how to fit a size 11 shoe in a rectum)

Caught a big racer at a rest stop because he was being pestered by some mocking birds. Guess this is a love nip then?

“Most people would die for their children, but I believe I would kill for mine.”

—   Terri Irwin 
jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

deepsea:

(via Square biscuit starfish - Pixdaus)

starfish are you even fucking trying

i did a little googling, btw, and the biscuit starfish usually looks like this
[x]
but occasionally there’s a mutation that gives them four arms or six instead of five.
so — not a shop, but not what the animal normally looks like either. it is the starfish equivalent of a four-leaf clover.

Behold, the sea Poptart!

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

deepsea:

(via Square biscuit starfish - Pixdaus)

starfish are you even fucking trying

i did a little googling, btw, and the biscuit starfish usually looks like this

image[x]

but occasionally there’s a mutation that gives them four arms or six instead of five.

so — not a shop, but not what the animal normally looks like either. it is the starfish equivalent of a four-leaf clover.

Behold, the sea Poptart!

(via foxasaurusrex)

First time on photoshop in a long time. 
Messed around with a dragon doodle from today. 
I HAVE MADE AN CRITICAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT 

I HAVE MADE AN CRITICAL ERROR IN JUDGEMENT 

(Source: naprasno, via houndoom)

Beautiful young cornsnake (Pantherophis guttatus) found herping a shell road. 

She was in perfect shape, not a scale out of place. 

Common snapping turtle from our little pond. 

This guy has been hand fed for much of his life and continues to let me feed him. He has no food aggression at all and takes it without getting my fingers <3

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

(via nogutsnogory)